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So this is me and Karyne’s top 10 moments during our Firtch Bay trip to her cottage the past weekend with Me, her, Ema, William, Tala, Kerwinator, Riatard, Louis, Gopher, J-P and Kay.

10. Water tubbing with everyone and laughing at them get flown off and Karyne’s mom, Johanne, with “road” rage and speeding around every wave.

9. The making of a crepe. LOL based on a movie we saw as a group one night on the movie network that scarred us for life.. Hmm.. We were eating breakfast and Karyne was talking to her crepe sexually.. Hmm.. 

          Karyne: “C’est ca ma belle! Continue de meme, t’es ben sexy d’meme.. yumm”        In her odd tone.. While spreading  dulce de leche or whatever that is :P. 

8.Karyne’s terrible vagina joke with Louis. xD It was terrible, I’m not describing it, she’s even embarrassed of it. LOL, Let’s just say it has to do with me and Louis’ burnt hair. Catch on yet? :P

7. Our raccoon plan for William the super heavy sleeper on the first morning. Since he sleeps so heavily we decided to try and lift him up and bring him in the innertube for the boat (La tripe :P) and attach him to the dock and let him float away while sleeping, BUT while watching him and wait for his reaction as he woke up on the lake. 

… But we failed he woke up in the innertube while we were carrying him … :( I can’t believe we actually lifted him though xD!

6.Karyne’s Grandfather, Raymond and pretty much anything he said. 

          1.Karyne explaining the situation on the phone and he’s on speaker, his  reaction to the explosion was a moment of silence and then a  very  long              “Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!”     with his quebec accent.

          2.While she’s talking to him, everytime she mentioned the boat, he’d reply “On s’en sack du bateau!!” xD or “I don’t give a shit about the boat!”

          3.When Karyne’s dog Watson saw and licked his legs/hands. He got super pissed and looked like an asian natzi ready to cook him while swearing in quebeker style :P..

5. Kay’s post-explosion explosion reaction with the paramedics. 

    1st: She’s being picked up on some kind of sitting stretcher and yells at them saying. “I swear to god if you drop me, I’m gonna be REALLY mad!!!” Ah thats so kay. x]

    2nd: In the ambulance, she’s squirming in pain, she sees the time and goes  “OMG I’m fucking missing the game!!” :O and makes Ema get her iPhone. Ahh kay xD. Go Chile? :P

4. Jean-Philippe’s reaction after a few beers around the campfire. He sees someone run towards the tip of the dock and pretend to jump off and he yells “YO! KERWIN SAIT PAS NAGER!” and decides to run after him. 4 to 5 ran after him thinking that, but Kerwin was right next to him and me and said “Dude, J’suis ici!” 

3.The pre-explosion joke by Karyne as a response to Ria or Grace.

          Ria/Grace: “C’est tu normal qu’y aille d’la fumer qui sorte du moteur?”

          Karyne: “Ben oui! Le bateau a 40ans! Y fait tout’le temps sa! Tout les   bateaux font sa, c’est normal un bateau c’est fait pour polluer pas pour faire des p’tites bubbules!”

          Will: “Haha, des bubbules :3”

          …5 seconds…

          Boat: “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM”

2.The smoking boat a few hours after it exploded, it then caught on fire. I was like “Wow, the boats smoking..” Ema would answer ” Hahaa right”. “No really, the boats smoking..” “OH SHIT THE BOATS SMOKING” “Yea Ema..” Then the firefighters came again after Will called. “Yea you came here before because our boat blew up, yea yea thats us. Our boats on fire now”.. Or when they turned out the fire by using the peddle boat to get closer. xD woof

1. The boat explosion, known to us as the quieff and anything involving it. Karyne’s mom went flying 6 feet and left uninjured! Louis’ super calm reactions to everything, our bad quieff jokes.. Ahh.. Glad we can laugh about it now.

Honorable mentions.

Ema getting owned by Watson in the ass. 

Karyne trying to save the already polluted lake by removing 1 styrofoam cup from the lake by jump on the peddle boat and almost losing balance and falling a few times. J-P jumped in the end to get it. Saved her ass. Thanks 

Kerwin’s reaction to Will changing behind him to avoid me from seeing. “Will… If you put your penis in my bum. I will cry.. a LOT!” with a shaky voice. 

The neighbor mowing his lawn for hours without his t-shirt, It seems to me mowing your lawn doesn’t 5-6 hours even with a decently sized lawn. Hmm, excuses to walk around shirtless? Probably. 

Ema turning around to see Louis’ white ass when she heard he was changing.

Shaving Louis’ leftover burnt hair. Hmmm.. Sexy?

Anything that happened at the dept or Metro… We’re probably in the newspaper for that too, and the fire.. and Karyne’s car full of grad drawings and signatures.

Getting Karyne’s messed up/hilarious laugh on video. Oh it’s something.

The neighbor’s stereo that looks like an actual rock, wtf? And Tala saying “Omg, Let’s get all of his rocks :O!” Hmm, too much to drink?

Ema’s childbirth joke to Kay in pain to make her laugh. “Well think about, compared to this childbirth will be a breeze!” and Louis’ reaction after, like oh shit. 

Ideas on bad date ideas. Mexican restaurent then a silent movie. LMAO

A weekend i’ll truly never forget. Went to Karyne’s cottage with Karyne, J-P, Kay, Riatard, Louis, Kerwinator, Will, Tala, Ema and Gopher. Too bad others couldn’t come :( 

First day was beast, awesome 2 hour drive, LOL at our grocery shopping, so much food, it was ridiculous. :P Got there and it was beautiful, went swimming, unpacked, blahblahblah, went on the boat. Did the tripe thing, where the donut is being pulled by the boat. OMG it was awesome :P We were seeing who could last the longest, Kerwin and Tala win by far lol. We were gonna do it again the next day since we were gonna film and actually time it. Made burgers with Ema ate 3 LOL, felt so full after, ah satisfaction. Made a camp fire, blahblah, screwed around with friends, finished a keg of heiny few bottles of other junk, people were running around pissing in the lake and just having fun la :P Slept in a tent LOL. Saw kerwin looking for the exit to piss, he was opening the windows and when he finally found the exit he tripped over me, then went outside, heard him piss in the lake instead of going inside and using the bathroom, came back in and tripped on me again. :P Then tala and grace went to sleep inside and tripped on me too, then Ema tripped on me at 4:30 and i was like ah fuck it and i went inside at 4:40am ==”  

Went to fish at like 5 am with Karyne and Ria. Tried Operation Raccoon where we take the unconscious William (SUPER Heavy sleeper) and put him on the donut and attach him to the doc and watch him float LOL. We managed to lift him up and put him in the donut, but he “woke” up before we got the water, and ran off halfasleep :P He didnt remember anything as usual :P Would’ve been awesome had we managed LOL. Then blahblah stuff happened. We’re about to go on the boat to do more tripe and waterski, but as we’re inside the boat (Me, Louis, Kay, Grace, Karyne’s mom, Ema and Karyne who was only holding it to the doc) and Karyne’s mom turns on the motor, the boat doesn’t react, she tries again and the boat BLEW UP. well the upper part did, Karyne’s mom went flying at least 6 feet in the air according to william who was right next to her holding the boat to the dock. I was walking to the front and Louis to the back, while kay was in the middle and grace on the side with ema in the back. I don’t remember exactly what happened in those 5-6 seconds because i went flying backwards and hit my face (mostly jaw) against the box in the back of the boat, luckily it’s cushioned or i would’ve been out for longer, it felt like a pretty decent punch. When i got up and realised what happened, the boat was smoking, the seats were crooked and the floor was all fucked up and everyone had jumped in the water, since i blacked out i was like wtf? I heard Ema yell JUMP OUT OF THE BOAT, and so i did :P. Luckily a firefighter boat was passing by, the neighbors came running, called 911. Kay had a 2nd degree burns on her feet, lost skin, Louis 2nd degree burn on the right foot i think. Karyne’s mom might’ve had broken ribs or worst. Louis kept insisting on seeing kay and ignoring his own burns, (aww xD). Everyone’s heart rate was like 120+, Louis’ was like 80-90 LOL. He was so relax, his blood pressure was like 90/70 and Kay’s was about 120/70(according to Ria). This kid is too relax a boat just blew up and he’s like “C’est chill, c’est chill” He insisted on not going to the hospital. I had only a burn under my foot and a headache, Ema a bruise and Grace a tiny burn on both legs. I avoided getting checked, just the pulse and junk. Me and Louis’ leg hair burnt and we don’t have any left, well we shaved off what was left since we looked stupid, part of karyne and my arm hair is gone, grace and ema’s hair were cripsy on the edges and Karyne burnt the tips of her eyelashes. So quiet when everything calmed down and Kay, Karyne’s mom, Louis and Grace went to the hospital. Had to entertain ourselves, Ema was cleaning the cottage, folding clothes, doing the laundry, cooking. My jaw hurt so much after the adrenaline left. woof.. couldn’t eat without it being painful.

Later on they came back from the hospital, uninjured! Kay went home since she couldn’t walk and her ‘rents were worried shitless. Louis had a cane but laughed it off, it’s Louis :P But the most impressive thing was that karyne’s mom was uninjured except for a few bruises. She flew 6feet in the air from an explosion, and nothing broke or anything. Later on the boat, which we docked on the neighbors dock, caught fire again which became HUGE. Firefighters came again. Will had to call, “Remember that cottage where the boat blew up earlier during the day? Yea thats us, our boat’s on fire again” They turned it off after a while, people were running around. Woof. 

Hmm.. Yea, who can top my weekend? :P